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Crushin’ Candy: RH Dark Humor Romance (I Love Candy Book 1) Kindle Edition
Maddison Cole (Author) Find all the books, read about the author, and more. See search results for this author |
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So damn sweet, I cause cavities.
S’up? I’m Candy. Excuse the name. The old walking womb was a stripper back in her prime and I was a client gone wrong. She thought after years of group homes and rejection, I’d run back into her arms and join the family business. No thanks. The only circles I run in are the ones my bubblegum bubbles make. Don’t worry about my teeth though, sugar-free as always. I’m not a complete psycho. Oh except for my passive-aggressive, potty-mouthed, imaginary best friend who happens to be a gummy bear. That part is pretty nuts.
I was thoroughly enjoying myself, doing whatever the hell I wanted until a group of model-worthy bikers try to muscle in on my heist. They don’t seem to realise those with barely any personal belongings tend to grow protective of what’s theirs, and by taking one of my beloved possessions, they’ve signed their own death warrants. Fooling them with my sickly sweet smile, I’ll slip past their defences and claim back what’s rightfully mine, no matter the cost. Despite how hard they try, I won’t be deterred from my new mission. Putting bullies back in their place when no one else can. I’ve got you in my sights now boys, and no one screws over Candy Crystal twice. P.S, yeah, the stripper name game is on point.
Trigger Warning: This is book one of the I Love Candy series, featuring a feisty female lead. Candy is spontaneous, impulsive and reckless, which makes this book inappropriate for under 18’s. She gives as good as she gets, causing chaos and leaves you wondering who is bullying who! Expect excessive amounts of steam, violence and cursing throughout. This series is a RH trilogy with a HEA…eventually.
- LanguageEnglish
- Publication date2 October 2021
- Reading age18 years
- File size3384 KB
Product details
- ASIN : B09DSR2XBB
- Language : English
- File size : 3384 KB
- Text-to-Speech : Enabled
- Screen Reader : Supported
- Enhanced typesetting : Enabled
- X-Ray : Not Enabled
- Word Wise : Enabled
- Print length : 269 pages
- Best Sellers Rank: 3,694 in Kindle Store (See Top 100 in Kindle Store)
- 6 in Self-Help & Psychology Humour
- 89 in Mashups Fiction
- 91 in Mashup Fiction
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About the author

Maddison is a married mum of two, and a serial daydreamer. As a huge fan of all romance troupes, from RH to Omegaverse, she finally decided to put pen to paper (finger to keyboard doesn't sound as poetic) and write her own.
As a child, life was moving around the UK and a short stint in the Caribbean, before Maddison has found herself back in the south east of England where she is now happily settled. With a double award in applied arts and an A-level in art history, Maddison is an average musical-loving, Disney-obsessed, jive-dancer with a dark passion for steamy fantasy books.
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I was wrong. I really enjoyed the crazy randomness and surprising humour. The author really pulls it off, the main character is odd in a delightfully abstract way. Made me laugh at some of the randomness.
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Oh be still my candy loving heart. This book was an absolute knock out. Candy was amazingly crazy in the best way possible. She stayed true to herself throughout the entire book and didn't try to be anything she wasn't even if it might have made life a little easier for her. From the first moment in that cell I knew she was going to be a new favorite for me and just like that, I was done for hook, line and sinker.
I want to hate Jasper... I really really want to hate him. But I might kinda sorta maybe love him a little, I'm not alone.... Right?
Why is Ace my favorite? I always seem to love the ones that are slightly more damaged than the others.. I make zero apologies.
This book had so many twist and turns that I was left dizzy! I mean, seriously?!? I didn't see that coming. Not at all and I'm not even talking about the hell of a hangover that cliffhanger left me with!!!
All in all a pleasure to read that left me with a craving for more Candy!!

5 stars - less than a day to read because I cannot put it down. I only give 5 stars if it has managed to engage extra emotions from me - extreme lol moments or real teary moments etc. A 5 stars book tends to have me raging about cliff hangers and (legally and not creepily) stalking the author for release dates.
4 stars - 2 days to read or less. A book that I have quite enjoyed reading, feisty MC and some racy scenes with thier romantic interest. I would definitely follow a series and author for 4 star books.
3 stars - takes around 2/3 days to read, usually because I have become distracted and less engaged in some sections but by the end the end I have enjoyed the overall story and would read any sequels.
1/2 stars not given, as I have usually returned it without finishing as I'm not engaged. .

Now to the best parts
Candy omg this woman is brilliant she's funny,feisty and takes no prisoners, what she wants she gets
The guys
Jack
Spades
Ace
Malik and
Jasper
Oh my they are a beautiful sounding bunch of beauties butttttt Jack is my favourite flavour.
Can't wait for book 2 as I know it's going to be amazinggg

The guys all each have their own unique brand of crazy but together they are a force to be reckoned with.
Angus makes me laugh so much I love the fact that Candy has a gummy bear that only she can see.
