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Pull on your wellies, grab your flat cap and join Jeremy Clarkson in this hilarious and fascinating behind-the-scenes look at the infamous Diddly Squat Farm

THE NO. 1 SUNDAY TIMES BESTSELLER

'Brilliant . . . laugh-out-loud' Daily Telegraph
'Outrageously funny . . . will have you in stitches' Time Out
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Welcome to Clarkson's farm.

It's always had a nice ring to it. Jeremy just never thought that one day his actual job would be 'a farmer'.

And, sadly, it doesn't mean he's any good at it.

From buying the wrong tractor (Lamborghini, since you ask . . .) to formation combine harvesting, getting tied-up in knots of red tape to chasing viciously athletic cows, our hero soon learns that enthusiasm alone might not be enough.

Jeremy may never succeed in becoming master of his land, but, as he's discovering, the fun lies in the trying . . .
_________

'Very funny . . . I cracked up laughing on the tube' Evening Standard

Praise for Clarkson's Farm:

'The best thing Clarkson's done . . . it pains me to say this' GUARDIAN

'Shockingly hopeful' INDEPENDENT

'Even the most committed Clarkson haters will find him likeable here' TELEGRAPH

'Quite lovely' THE TIMES

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11 November 2021
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Brilliant . . . laugh-out-loud ― Daily Telegraph

Outrageously funny . . . will have you in stitches ― Time Out

Very funny . . . I cracked up laughing on the tube ― Evening Standard --This text refers to the paperback edition.

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Jeremy Clarkson began his writing career on the Rotherham Advertiser. Since then he has written for the Sun, the Sunday Times, the Rochdale Observer, the Wolverhampton Express & Star, all of the Associated Kent Newspapers and Lincolnshire Life. He was, for many years, the tallest person on television. He now lives on Diddly Squat Farm in Oxfordshire where he is learning to become a farmer. --This text refers to the paperback edition.

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ASIN ‏ : ‎ B08T5T83VJ
Publisher ‏ : ‎ Penguin (11 November 2021)
Language ‏ : ‎ English
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Print length ‏ : ‎ 179 pages

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Josephine R.

If I could give it 10 stars I would.

Reviewed in Australia on 28 November 2021

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This book is just full of your typical Clarkson antidotes, humour but also an insight to the other side that we don't see in edited TV shows. It's a great read, worth every cent and an adventure with a man who turns everything he touches into gold.

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A book of blank pages!

Reviewed in Australia on 9 December 2021

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I would have enjoyed more if this was new information / anecdotes but as others have said, just a rehash of Times articles. There was not enough to produce a book of substance, so instead, they have made the type large and inserted lots of blank pages. Would have been happy if purchased for. couple of dollars in the bargain bin. Could have been provided as a leaflet but as Clarkson would say: " I had to fork out the equivalent of 2,000,000 pounds per word".

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L.Catt

If you loved the show, buy the book.

Reviewed in Australia on 11 February 2022

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My husband doesn't read a lot but has read other Clarkson books years ago. We loved the show, and he loved the book.

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J Reading

Hmmm not what I thought

Reviewed in the United Kingdom on 11 November 2021

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I was expecting this to be a full narrative of the first year on the farm. Turns out it’s extracts from his column in the Sunday Times which have been arranged in a sort of yearly order. No doubt there will be snippets I’ve not heard of before from watching the TV series, only read first few chapters, but initially I’m disappointed. Hoping there would have been some photos from the farm or behind the scenes, but no nothing like that.

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Sean

It's made from extracts of his newspaper column

Reviewed in the United Kingdom on 13 November 2021

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Although I don't read newspapers, I was expecting this book to be original but it seems as though it has been thrown together with extracts from Clarkson's newspaper column, it even says its written from extracts in one of the first pages. I'm quite upset and disappointed as I don't think this fact was given when I pre-ordered the book and now I'm hesitant to give it as a present which is why I bought it in the first place. It seems as if it's more of a publicity stunt which I've ended up contributing towards, I'm sure the book will be mentioned in series 2 of Clarkson's farm.

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mrsmummy

Exploited

Reviewed in the United Kingdom on 30 November 2021

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I feel a bit cheated after reading this book ! I thought it would contain new material . I didn’t realise to was a book of Sunday Times articles . I was expecting to learn more about the farm and it’s characters .

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Jessica Thomas

Beautifully written

Reviewed in the United Kingdom on 12 November 2021

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I love the illustration on the front and back of the book, especially the map of Clarkson Farm which reminds me of books i would read as a child. I also love how the text in the book is large and in an easy font to read making it accessible for chicken and dyslexic adults to read which really conveys the fact that Clarkson is a child in the way he writes and learns on the farm and I hope this font/text size changes to something more mature if Clarkson ever writes another book to show his maturity on the farm.
I have to admit I did skip to the end before starting at the beginning and thought it was wondrously hilarious. I definitely recommend this book to Clarkson lovers!

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Country girl

Entertaining and amusing

Reviewed in the United Kingdom on 19 November 2021

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I've downgraded the book as I'd expected a new book not just a rehash of newspaper columns.

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