Well, our all-male book club, me included, got drawn in by the cover jokily depicting scenes form the Kama Sutra while critics praised it and just inside the cover we were reminded that this same author had delighted us with My Beautiful Laundrette and Buddha of Suburbia...we really should know better. Tempted by a little light relief and gratuitous sex we were instead treated to pretentious drivel written in the first person that casts grave doubt in my mind on this author's view of himself.
The plot was thin and lacked credibility, the dialogue was clunky, and this book should definitely have had a nomination for the Literary review's annual Bad Sex in Fiction Award with lines like "When I did eventually come - it was hard work: I felt as if I'd shoved a heavy train through a long tunnel". I have never highlighted so many passages in a book on my Kindle before because I was struck by how bad they were.
I read a review which suggested Kureishi had skillfully built the tension about the murder. Well, I was obviously reading a different book because no such feat was pulled off in the book I was reading and at the end this supposed tension was left to just implode into nothing. Woe betide that the central character should carry any blame or fault. When male authors write in the first person and their characters are seemingly irresistible to women, blameless in everything even though they have done dodgy things, successful, intellectual, handsome etc. am I only one who suspects a bit of projection is going on? Stieg Larsson got away with it because his characters are so fascinating and the plot is enthralling, Kureishi cannot.
So glad to have finished this book and be able to move on to something else.

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Jamal is a successful psychoanalyst haunted by his first love and a brutal act of violence from which he can never escape. His coming of age in the 1970s forms a vivid backdrop to the drama that develops 30 years later, as he and his friends face an encroaching middle age with the traumas of their youth still unresolved.
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- Listening Length14 hours and 27 minutes
- Audible release date12 February 2009
- LanguageEnglish
- ASINB00O5E04EO
- VersionUnabridged
- Program TypeAudiobook
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Listening Length | 14 hours and 27 minutes |
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Author | Hanif Kureishi |
Narrator | Christopher Simpson |
Audible.com.au Release Date | 12 February 2009 |
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Neil Russell-Bates
2.0 out of 5 stars
Don't judge a book by it's cover - a new real-life example
Reviewed in the United Kingdom on 20 December 2011Verified Purchase
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M. Stevens
2.0 out of 5 stars
Little to tell you.
Reviewed in the United Kingdom on 7 September 2010Verified Purchase
Having loved most of Kureishi's other books, I anticpated oh so much more. It's not rubbish, but not brilliant either (I managed to pick it up and read in large chunks, but am unsure whether that's because I was desparate to know what happens, or desparate to finish and get on with something else); the latter probably wins.
The story follows 50(ish) Jamal as he looks back over life, and the devestating events by which he lost his first love. All of the characters come across as shallow, living for nothing more than kinky sex and drugs. After the revelation of what Jamal has to tell us, there is little more to the story, and even that is predicatable, with clues given up to this point, which is less than halfway through the novel.
I personally found both Miriam (Jamal's sister) and her beau Henry particualrly irritating.... roll overs from the 80s "luvvies" who still live in the manner that decade imposed on them.
One for Kureishi comppletists; if you are new to his writing, please, I implore you, read The Buddha of Suburbia , which you will find infinetly more rewarding!
The story follows 50(ish) Jamal as he looks back over life, and the devestating events by which he lost his first love. All of the characters come across as shallow, living for nothing more than kinky sex and drugs. After the revelation of what Jamal has to tell us, there is little more to the story, and even that is predicatable, with clues given up to this point, which is less than halfway through the novel.
I personally found both Miriam (Jamal's sister) and her beau Henry particualrly irritating.... roll overs from the 80s "luvvies" who still live in the manner that decade imposed on them.
One for Kureishi comppletists; if you are new to his writing, please, I implore you, read The Buddha of Suburbia , which you will find infinetly more rewarding!
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5.0 out of 5 stars
Brilliantly written a great read
Reviewed in the United Kingdom on 20 January 2018Verified Purchase
The narrative switches effortlessly between past and present, there's an authenticity in the characterisation that is captivating. I've read The Buddha of Suburbia and The Black Album and thoroughly enjoyed both books. However there's a depth to the characterisation in this novel that makes it far more difficult and yet more rewarding, as our understanding of the characters is built up through shifts in time that add greater colour to The characterisation. The author blends high and low culture effortlessly. A great read !
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Janie U
4.0 out of 5 stars
Fascinating characters in a weird lifestyle
Reviewed in the United Kingdom on 27 February 2009Verified Purchase
I enjoyed reading this book although it took quite a long time to read and I can't really explain what hooked me in.
It read like a self therapy session for Jamal, going over his past to try to find the reason in his present.
My main criticism is that the situations did seem a little extreme, particularly any part of the book involving Miriam which waivered between the very believeable to the completely unimaginable.
The story, however, seemed to flow well enough and I found myself almost accepting Jamal's lifestyle as "normal" as I was sucked into the plot.
It read like a self therapy session for Jamal, going over his past to try to find the reason in his present.
My main criticism is that the situations did seem a little extreme, particularly any part of the book involving Miriam which waivered between the very believeable to the completely unimaginable.
The story, however, seemed to flow well enough and I found myself almost accepting Jamal's lifestyle as "normal" as I was sucked into the plot.
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Keren Hazlehurst
5.0 out of 5 stars
Written from the heart
Reviewed in the United Kingdom on 13 March 2014Verified Purchase
Intimacy is a very brave , honest and painful account from a male perspective , of a marriage break down.